a golden retriever girl who lives in tallahassee, florida. she draws and makes music, and makes a suspicious amount of money off of it. she smells faintly of cigarettes. worries too much.

she was good online friends with tabby, until tabby ran away to tallahassee. when blondie learned about her situation, she took tabby in. tabby has a huge crush on her, it's unknown if blondie knows this. once the two of them smoked weed and tabby was like "holy shit i love u so much ur my entire life" but blondie just thought she was saying that cuz she was high.

she had an "uwu heckin doggo" phase when she was younger. she's extremely embarrassed now and tries to hide it from tabby so she doesn't ruin her cool older girl persona, but tabby knows and thinks it's cute. her life has been pretty crazy in general but she's nonchalant about it.

she likes to go to local shows and ride her skateboard.

she introduced tabby to moshing, awakening tabby's masochist side. blondie obliges tabby's masochism but is afraid of genuinely hurting her.

she's also teaching tabby to skateboard.